i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
My lifes not going too great at the moment. I had planned to have petted at least 40% of the dogs on planet earth by now and I have petted maybe 0.5% of the dogs.
I just did the math and it turns out 0.5% of the dogs on the planet is 26 million and I dont even think I’ve petted that many :(
always say thank you to the bus driver and the crossing guard and the cashier and the person holding the door for you this is crucial
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*