a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me
Sometimes I say ow for empathy of other items. Is that normal?
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
why the mcflurry spoon look like that
i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000
Getting a birthday card from your grandma without any money in it
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue