my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
"pizza is great but I can’t stand the crust"
a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost